(March 21st to April 19th)
You receive a huge bouquet of flowers from a complete stranger—one who’s so completely strange you honestly have no idea who sent them. You find it creepy and thrilling at the same time. More creepy, actually. No—more thrilling.
(April 20th to May 21st)
A relative you’ve never met and have never even heard of dies and leaves you her entire $200 million fortune. This will ensure that by next Valentine’s Day you have a boyfriend—or as many as you want.